Cwcki its okay to be gay

It's UGH!

Manipulation Disclosure: The opinions Chris voices may or may not be truly his. A multitude of Chris' videos were directed from the sidelines by internet trolls embedding thoughts in his mind or inciting him to misbehave; the bulk of this interacting was never shown publicly.

"It's UGH!" represents the strange title for a video Chris uploaded back on the twenty-fourth of July in 2009, but he then got rid of it not long after in the typical CWC manner. The video is comprised of him reluctantly singing along to a song called "OK2BGay" by the Danish bubblegum dance artist Tomboy. As the video concludes, he utters curses at Jack Thaddeus (who, on that very day, had made Chris hump his PS3) and "Samantha whatever."

Be mindful that Chris, in this particular video, is visibly repulsed and upset by a playfully suggestive pro-gay anthem. While the song's underlying point (it's fine to be gay, obviously) hopes to be serious, verses such as "pick up the soap" get sung in a humorous fashion, quite clearly. Keep in mind the fact that in either of these videos, he is not shown donning the Sonichu Medallion, which points to his insincerity when it comes to endorsing homosexuality.

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[Leading up to 0:36, the video's audio solely comes from the song's video version intro. Chris is on display wincing from the agony caused by the JERKS' chorus singing. By 0:37, he commences with his singing, making a very disturbing yet spot-on Yoda impression. Chris actually starts speaking at 4:04.]

It's okay to be gay, let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way
Hooray for the kind of man that you will find in the gay way
It's okay to be gay, let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way
Hooray for the kind of man that you will find in the gay way

Father figures we are
You're a shooting star you come so far
I was once in your shoes
In a closet like you
I had nothing to lose

Hey man gay man pick up the soap
Get on your knees and pray
Hey man gay man
Release your load
You've got to cease to delay
The gay way

It's okay to be gay, let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way
Hooray for the kind of man that you will find in the gay way
Hooray! For the man!

Ooh, strong man
Queen of the balls
Some brotherly love is a pleasure for all
Come out
Open your eyes
It's a matter of size

Hey man gay man pick up the soap
Get on your knees and pray
Hey man gay man
Release your load
you've got to cease to delay
The gay way

It's okay to be gay, let's rejoice with the boys in the [Chris snickers] gay way [gagging sounds]
(Okay to be gay!)
Hooray for the kind of man that you will find in the gay way [exaggerated groan]

Sing hallelujah (sing hallelujah)
It's getting to ya (it's getting to ya)

Hey! Ho! Mo! Hey! Ho! Mo! Hey! Ho! Mo! Hey, ho...
Now remember
There's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over

It's o-kay to... be... UGH![unintelligible] let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way
(It's okay!)
Hooray for the kind of man that you will find in the gay way [angry retching noises]

West is where you should go
To San Francisco
I get that you know
Would you gather my face
So united we stand in a gay parade
A human serenade [Chris pauses, then continues to groan]

Hoor-argh, man, man, it's-er grab, in the gay way [retching noises]
It's okay to be gay, let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way
Hooray for the kind of man that you will find in the gay way [groan]
It's okay to be gay!

Ugh. Yech. Ung. Uck. Damn you, Jack Thaddeus slash Samantha whatever.

Remake

Chris figured he would be savvy if he chose to not actually title the video "It's Okay to be Gay", with the additions of tags "It's a Mockery you damn, dirty homos."

Jack Thaddeus, not coming across as satisfied by Chris providing a video of himself covering himself on camera a large portion of the time, and singing in a foolish voice, wanted a version of Chris singing it much more energetically.

It's____, a remake of It's UGH!, got uploaded on the subsequent day, July the twenty-fifth, 2009. Chris sings the song in a manner that is more upbeat and energetic. He's disguised by wearing a Groucho Marx mask, along with his Officer Nasty sex doll's hat. Notice the surprising fact that Chris seems somewhat thinner in this video; it just goes to prove that black (most notably when combined with tainted sex-doll accessories) truly slims. The YouTube search keywords stated "It's a Mockery you damn dirty homos." He ends up altering some of the lyrics' pronouns to "she". In the video's final statement, he expresses that it isn't acceptable to be gay as another weak attempt to "outsmart" those trolls.

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MerryKickmas. Why not?

It's okay be gay, let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way
Hooray for the kind of man that you will find in the gay way
It's okay to be gay, let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way
Hooray for the kind of man that she will find in the gay way

Father figures we are
You're a shooting star you've come so far
I was once in your shoes
In a closet like you
I had nothing to lose

Hey man gay man pick up the soap
Get on your knees and pray
Hey man gay man
Release your load
You've got to cease to delay
The gay way

It's okay to be gay, let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way
Hooray for the kind of man that she will find in the gay way
Hooray! For the man!

Ooh, strong man
queen of the balls
some brotherly love is a pleasure for all
Come out
open your eyes
it's a matter of size. Siiiiize

Hey man gay man pick up the soap
Get on your knees and pray
Hey man gay man
Release your load
you've got to cease to delay
The gay way

It's okay to be gay, let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way
Okay to be gay!
Hooray for the kind of man that you will find in the gay way

Sing hallelujah
It's getting to ya

Hey! Ho! Mo! Hey! Ho! Mo! Hey! Homo dork!
Now remember
There's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over

It's okay to be gay! ...'sokay to be gay! let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way
It's okay!
Hooray for the kind of man that she will find in the gay way

West is where you should go
To San Francisco
I get that you know
Would you gather my face
So united we stand in a gay parade
A human serenade [cough]

[mumbling] Hooray! Hooray! Hooray! for the kind of man that she will find in the gay way
It's okay to be gay, let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way
Hooray for the kind of man that you will find in the gay way

It's not okay to be gay! [Chris takes off his Groucho glasses, throws them to the ground, and makes a pose]

Altered description

Chris included an updated description the following day.

I INFORM YOU TRUE,

I was Blackmailed originally into singing that Damn, Dirty Song. Upon Initial Reading of the Lyrics, I FELT QUEASY and GOING TO THROW UP. I expressed that Fully in the FIRST TRIAL of singing it, even though I deleted it, someone else may have Mirrored those Close-Ups of my body and Vocals. I REMAIN STRONG AND TRUE; ONLY Straightness is Rightous; "Gay" IS "Stupid", and DO NOT use the word "Gay" IN ANY SENTENCE, UNLESS you are actually talking to or about a PAPER-CERTIFIED Homosexual (they're already all damned).

I AM A PAPER-CERTIFIED STRAIGHT MAN; I Personally Hold ALL the paperwork.

For the while, with "Stan Bush" at my PSP/PC/PS3 offering me Inspiration to continue on. I required an instance WHY of all human and God-Giving Reason, and if it was AT ALL, that original track ever GOOD and Beneficial for the Cause to Stay Straight. It took an Ex-Troll-Turned-Friend to let me know that TomBoy ORIGINALLY wrote that song as a MOCKERY. That was ALL I need to know and hear to MAKE MY MOCKERY to Gays, and SING ON. I have fulfilled my End of the Deal with Victory and Valour towards the Rightous Cause of Being Straight. I had "From the darkness stumbled into the Light". While it "Seems like it's been Forever", This was the "Last Round" that I had to "Fight for what I Know IS RIGHT". "Everyone may try to Break my Spirits, Keepin' Me Down," But NO MORE.

I, "Christopher" Christian Weston Chandler, of Ruckersville and Charlottesville, Virginia; TRUE ORIGINAL Creator of Sonichu and Rosechu, WITH EYE-WITNESSES back on HIS and HER Dates Of Creation and Birth, AM BACK, and I will not stand idle and be Disrespected with fellow Local Citizens of all Genders and Races Falling in That Disrespect In My Wake.

I thank you ALL to RESPECT and CONTINUE RESPECTING Me, My Friends, My Hometowns, and THESE United States of America. I AM STRAIGHT; CUT YOUR DAMN, DIRTY "GAY" THEORIES THE FUCK OFF THE FACE OF THE UNIVERSE FOREVER.

Thank You.

Christian Weston Chandler, July 25, 2009